Monday, December 29, 2008

The Triplets of Bayview

This morning, sitting on our balcony I witnessed one of the most amazing sites I have ever seen. In the spirit of story telling, I thought I would share. Happy Holidays.

As I splashed my mug with a refill of black soot coffee, hinted with honey, vanilla and hazelnut left over remnants Christmas cheer, I heard the normal bumbling grumbling of morning sounds. Doors swing in and out, foot steps echoing through the courtyard of our building, whispers and dog collar jingles intermittently muting through the open windows. It is December in Miami, and the air is perfectly correct. We keep our windows open and let the ocean breeze fill our space as constant, soothing refreshment. Open to the world, the sounds of life and morning stirs tend to float in and out, abrupt clangs of gates slamming, subtle coos of the mourning doves. At times, it is a circus of sounds dancing around the room, strangely peaceful and tranquil despite the jerky bangs of the occasional trash truck. Still, sometimes it is nice to plop down at our patio table and watch the world make it certain sounds. And so, this morning, I ventured out and observed.

Our building is near the end of a cul de sac banking the edge of our clear but littered canal. It is nice place for people to make the ever allusive turn around, making our street a strange hodgepodge of visitors. From our fourth floor nest, I watched the groggy dog walkers, pajamaed and slumber and spry joggers, fit and pristine. I saw the lurking bikers swaying slowly up the street, peering into windows, admiring my neighbor's personal belongings and the utility workers sleeping away quietly in the cab of their truck. As I looked east, I was struck by the pure blue that painted the morning sky. Not a single wisp of white even peeked the palette, crisp and essential. The staggered building short and tall, tall and short lined the horizon with their eggshell beiges and worn pastelly pinks. Admiring the view and swimming in the simplicity of my new day's begin, I sipped my coffee. Just as I went set my heavy mug back into its place marked with the dribbled ring of coffee stain beginning to form on the scratchy polished steel table top, a crashing surge of ramble came pouring down through the walls. Like someone had decided to move all of the furniture in their apartment in one lazy shove across a concrete floor, the rumbling, screeching heave vibrated through our whole apartment, quaking the concrete shelf of our balcony. Just as suddenly the grumble came to a halt, a slight shadow peeked down from the balcony above, and I realized that the triplets of Bayview were up to something bizarre.

You see, for as long as I have lived here, our upstairs neighbors have intrigued me. They are three Argentine sisters, living together like the Triplets of Belleville. I have never known their names, only their characters. We always address each other with lots of smiles and waves and “Como estas?”'s Perhaps we exchange a laugh over a half told joke in broken spanglish riding up the elevator, unsure if we are laughing at the same thing. The sisters are an elderly trio, all petite and slightly pear. The oldest is more stern than the rest, face weary and less vibrant than the rest. Her hair, blond, dulled with reds and grays, is stringing straight, nicely combed and held down tightly with an old black headband. She always wears solemn, dark colors, navies and blacks, highlighted with white blouses neatly buttoned, framing the sight of her dangling glasses. The youngest tends to venture out only with her older sister. She carries the same stiffness, but she is usually more jovial in her smiles and hellos. Her hair in pomegranate red shimmering hard against the contrast of her mod black glasses, round heavy rim, firmly set on her slight nose. Her more youthful presence is most often adorned with more vivid, but equally as stoic, colors, burgundy reds, heavy blues, and dark pine scented greens. The eldest and the youngest do most of the shopping and are the most common sighting of the sisters. I will see them chatting away as the retrieve their various wares from the bodegas and drugstores, walking lightly down the street. They are always pleasantly cordial, just hinting at the more airy beings hidden behind the precautions, keeping to themselves after our silly exchanges start to run short of words. However, the middle child, true to her calling, usually travels alone. Scattered and vibrant she bounces along with a perpetual smile. Sometimes she's in heavy plaids with her simple red hair in curls. Other days, her blue sweater is covered in blue and orange stripes with knitted sea horses and crabs dancing along the parallel lines. Every time I see her she is donned in rebellious patterns and subtle whimsy. Ofttimes, when I am sitting upon my observation stoop, she will wave from the street with joyful swats and a cheery smile. If I meet her at the door, she is always gracious and outspoken, as if a seeing an old friend after a long separation. My brushes with the triplets are always a joyful accent to the normal humdrums of condo living, starting my day with a smile or giving my return home an extra warmth. Of course, as with most neighborly crossings, our relationship is but a flicker in a sea of moments and amounts a nice pleasantry.

The truth is, I know very little of these ladies. Their world is the small fifth floor apartment along the bay exactly one apartment above us. Their plants line the courtyard balcony, overflowing from the apartment that is overflowing from the balcony. On nicer days, when the swell of summer humidity doesn't keep windows and doors shut, the whiffs of their cooking, churrasco and chimichuri swirls through the courtyard space, laden with garlic, vinegar and oil. I never hear a tv or a radio bellowing or whispering through cracked windows or dripping down through the walls. At night and early in the morning, Claudia and I sporadically hear what sounds like a very civil game of marbles, glass beads rolling across tile floors, bouncing, gently off one another. Like all apartment living, we catch the dulled crashes and bangs or three people living in a small space, but nothing that would ever give us any insight into the world of our sweet old neighbors. However lately, we have begun to hear more frequent, more distinct noises that have inspired Claudia and I to imagine the strangest of things.

Every day or so, I hear the clang of a wrench or a hammer banging against pipes. I hear the muffled hum of a jigsaw or a dremel tool. Sometimes it sounds that they are building. Sometimes it sounds as if they are moving out. We have spent many a night giggling at the possibilities. Perhaps they are a jug band tuning their makeshift scrapped guitars and fixing their trashcan ragtag drum sets. Perhaps they are superheroes moving through secret tunnels in the walls, scurry through the shadowy back alleys, aiding wayward drunken débutantes from the life's less savory creations. Maybe they are aged tango dancers too tired to take on more than a few steps, their aged clasps leaking pearls that fall in disastrous clusters across the floor. Or maybe they just have many, many small repairs, a toilet that constantly sticks and a finicky old air conditioner that needs a good smack to get up and running. The scenarios were endless and always gave us a good snicker. Two days ago, however, the pangs and clangs and thumps became almost unbearable. At four in the morning, yesterday, they began drilling into piping, hammering away a some unknown assembly, as quietly as they could. By eight, I was ready to crawl from my bed and pay the triplets a visit, when the deep rumble of diesel trucks outside our window covered all sounds with the steady rhythm of mufflers and crankshafts drowning out the triplet's tinkering. Still throughout the day I continued to hear tinks and clanks and booms. I thought to myself that they must be having work done, hurricane shutters or handicap rails or kitchen repairs. By five o'clock the clatter had ceased and no sounds were heard until, just before falling asleep, Claudia and I heard the metallic dribble of ball bearings bouncing across the tiles, giving us both a quiet, sleep giggle as we drifted off.

And so that was how my night ended and this morning began. Coffee and sunshine, blue skies and a rested mind, as I sat on the balcony listening to startled chaos that moved over head. Curious, I jumped to my feet to see what exactly was causing the cool new shadow upon my morning brew. I leaned against the railing and just as I turned my head, to look up, I caught the shape of a tinfoiled colander, crinkled and shinny, slightly protruding from the frame of the balcony above. Before I could focus on the strange shape overhanging the balcony edge, another quaking grunt vibrated through the walls and pulled what appeared to be an airplane propeller back into the triplet's apartment. Again shaken, I pondered my position against the illusion of what I had just seen, and I slid back into my seat.

“Was that really a propeller that I just saw??” I thought to myself, considering that an airplane had never been created in our exhaustive list of possibilities. Too curious to sit still, I jumped back to the railing, leaning out, hoping to catch a peek of the source of this almost terrifying noise. As I strained my legs to steady my hold, a boom echoed from the mouth of their apartment and through the streets as what was clearly an engine was started, coughing and choking like cartoon. Terrified, I shrunk all the way back into the apartment trying to make sense of the clamor muffled through the ceiling, but the roar of the engine was loud and overpowering. Lost in the sheer madness of the situation, I stood there frozen.

“Should I go peek or should I go to their door? What is going on? Did they build an airplane in their apartment?”

Befuddled and confused, I stood there in the middle of our apartment, pictures rattling off the bookshelf. Specs of dust steadily falling from the ceiling. My abandoned coffee mug splashed its contents across the patio table. As I heard the engine throttle to high, I could feel this machine, what ever it was, moving back toward the courtyard entrance and stop. With a sudden creek of metal scraping across the floor, I heard what seemed to be the entire upstairs apartment sliding off into the street. As I followed the sound rushing toward the windows, I watched a clumsy winged barrel drop heavy into my view. Like a lumbering goose it swayed, bouncing sporadically as puffs of black smoke sputtered from its tale end. The plane, this hodgepodge of scraps, was the most curious sight I had ever seen, like triplets had raided their kitchen and welded all the pots and pans together with tinfoil, plastic wrap and solder. Its body was formed from several old oil barrels, pots and pans, rivetted together in random overlapping mosiac, painted think in shiny tar black. In the cockpit were three low seats covered in fabric like each sister had draped here favorite coat across the back of a chair. The front of vehicle was shiny and chromed with foil under the sun's glare as the big diesel engine spun the propeller made of wicker and wooden fan blades stacked in fours. From just below the cockpit, the exhaust spewed thick black, smoke smelling of garlic and basil. The wings were framed with a jointed skeleton which gave them the slightest ability to flap. They were covered three or four times over in white linens, sewed taught and covered in a tiedye waxy coat.

As the alated smoker dropped below my horizon, I saw the triplets, snuggled tightly inside the strange vessel, old aviator goggles strapped tightly to their faces as they cackled in pure joy, a single scarf fanning from their odd cockpit. The middle child sat in the front holding the yoke and steering the behemoth giggling with joy. The eldest sat behind her and cranked a lever to an fro, giving the wings their subtle flap, her face determined but lightened with sweet crack of smile. The youngest just laughed, holding a black iron skillet and a wood spoon high in the air clanging away like a child, her smile as big a the sun. As the putters eased into the even drone of a firm full throttled engine again, the ladies steered their chunky albatross to the right and then straight again. The plane began to actually take flight, ascending just inches above the buildings across the street. Steadily the wings, thick with piping and sheets, climbed, waddling from side to side. The triplets were screaming with excitement as they flew toward the sunrise, fading ever so slightly with each bobble. The bizarre silhouette danced against the blue morning sky like a cigar with wings as the lingering smoke trailed along scenting the air with the sweetness of chimichuri. After what seemed like twenty blocks or so, the plane began to to swing slowly to the right and headed south. The sound of street traffic began to smother the last grumblings of their little airplane and with a subtle dip behind a distant hotel, they were gone. Thunderstruck, I tried to gather myself, placing the picture frame back into is bookshelf nook. I retrieved my mug and filled it with another round and sat down to take in the entirety of this morning.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Battle at Dawn

Despite the small delay due to vacation, I have wanted to write this piece for some time. First of all it introduces you to what I hope will be a frequent character, Geronimo, my 1984 bronze Jeep Cherokee. However, this story itself has always been a great representation of the humor, the tensions, and the friendships between siblings as they make their way toward adulthood. I am sure that my brother will refute the facts, and perhaps he will post his own version, glorious and triumphant in his own way. That being said, I hope you enjoy.

Like most mornings in the frigid winter, we had started our day with the chill of unraveling from our blanketed hide aways. The sun had not made its debut just yet and so the darkness reeked of midnight with the yellow orange tint of the kitchen lights welcoming us to the day. As usual, I was sluggish in my wake. I was seventeen, which would make Jud fifteen and Sarah nine or at least very close. Since I had turned sixteen, our morning gather for the school day was of our own adolescent will power. It is not to say that Mom and Dad weren't there for the occasional spark, but we had to be at the bus by seven and they had to be at work at nine and thus the days of the inevitable “Get up boys!!” bellowing from my dad's silhouette in the door had long passed. And so being the youthful sleepers that we were, every morning was a struggle and battle between Sarah, Jud and I that at times manifest itself in less than kind words between the brothers, arguing over who was halting the group's great ascension to higher learner.

On this particular morning, Jud was more than adamant in his conviction that, in fact, I had caused this mornings delay and perhaps every delay in the history of car rides.

“You're always fuckin' late. Uh huh, uh huh, blame of fuckin' Sarah.”

Of course, my recollection of the morning differed drastically, and I wholeheartedly believe that it was truly and fully Sarah's fault, which I told Jud in the kindest and most brotherly of tones,

"Shut the fuck up Jud. Where is Sarah? . . . . Still in the house, that's what I fuckin' thought. You little shit.”

You see, I had gotten up, done my morning routine, a quick shower, dressed and ran out to warm of the car, as there is nothing worse than a dash to the parking lot in the morning only to find that your ride away is but an ice box with an engine. In particular, Geronimo, my crusty old Jeep, was known to be slow and uncooperative, and so it was always worth an extra ten minutes of warming up. In the preparation for this day's journey, I had completed my morning agenda and as far as I can recollect, I was completely on time.

Regardless of my timing on this or any other morning, we had to leave no later than 6:45 if we were to get Sarah to the bus on time. This, of course, would be the basis of Jud's argument on this glorious morning. You see, Jud was, and still is, punctual to the nth degree. Every morning, without fail, he sat in the passenger seat at 6:40 smoking a cigarette, seatbelt fastened and ready to take on the day. He would fiddle with the jimmy rigged CD player and wait impatiently, windows fogged over as the last bits of frost swung off their icicly hinge and slipped down the windshield. He didn't care if the car was cold, he didn't care if there was no rush. He was ready to go and that was it. Any delay beyond this magical point was considered by him to be ridiculous and unconscionable. “How fuckin' hard is it to get ready!!” he would say.

On the morning in question, the stewing wait was more aggravating to him than usual. As I walked to the car, I could see his face through the frosted panes, irked and bothered with the day's already fouled up schedule. The sun had begun to share the slightest hint of silvery grays to the scene, but it was still dark and haunting against the creaking shadows adding a sinister tone to the mood. As I threw my bookbag into the back, I could hear the grumbling begin. By the time I got into the car, Jud was fuming with angst, spilling over with malcontent at my inability to be prompt. Rarely one to believe I was ever wrong, I shot back harshly, and thus we proceeded to tell each other exactly how the world was and exactly how it was going to be, all in full graphic color spewing from our country lips. As we waited for Sarah to meander her buddled self out the door, tensions began to rise. I watched her shuffle her little legs across the slippery walkway while Jud and I continued to smother each other with stinging words. When Sarah opened the door, our rage probably fringe her eye brows blowing like a furnace as she opened the door, breaking heavily into quiet somber of the mountains. Sarah, stunned, climbed in and with curious and fearful hands settled herself in to her seat. Up front, we paid her no mind and the torrent of teenage tirade maligned the crisp morning air.

At this point, the matter of who exactly had caused the delay seemed more than evident to me and as I turned the car around to begin the bumpy descent down the windy forest road, I reminded Jud that we had been waiting for Sarah. “If you would fuckin' help your sister in the morning then we wouldn't have to wait on her!!!” I said calmly with my famously know it all seventeen year old swagger.

His response was heated, to say the least, and now our baby sister had been pulled into the fight. However, time was of the essence and our sibling struggle snowballed along while Geronimo bumped down the through the woods, headlights lighting our way under the spotty shade of barren trees. Despite my attempts to warm the car, a steady draft seeped over the crack of our open windows as Jud and I yelled and smoked our cigarettes, huffing and puffing swells of smoke between verbal jabs. Sarah was now on the brink of tears, uncomforted by the steady chill of brisk air. As we approached the end of the drive way, the last steep bank before we settled onto the flat gravel of Dry Branch Road, tensions truly began to bubble over. Like a bad metaphor, we were at a crossroad and decisions had to be made and action had to be taken, and they had to be done with absolute haste and disregard for the world around us. Pickering siblings know very little of rational thought and thus with all the wondrous energy abound, a punch was thrown. To avoid any future confrontation, I will say that I do not know who land the initial blow, although I am pretty sure it was Jud. Who throw the first punch is of little consequence, because at this point a full on fist fight had ensued, only sporadically broken up so that I could steer and shift into third gear. It was a flurry of words and fists and smacks, like being inside the Tazmanian Devil's whirlwind. Grumbling and cussing overlay a steady beat of pop boom pows with Sarah's explosive tears wailing her hysterics in the background.

If you were meet Jud now, this story, so far, may sound fantastical, as he stands broad and towering over his older brother, brawny and strong. However, in our youth I was the tower, the booming five foot eleven tree that you know today, and Jud was decently tall but skinny and lanky, awkward at times. He wore big circular wire-rimmed glasses the snugged up against the brim of his ever present ball cap. He was stout enough but hardly a match for his older brother. However, despite the advantages I carried, Jud had a secret weapon, a strange “upper hand” that gave him great pleasure to wield, a pure as sunshine smart ass comment followed by an insulting laugh that with every beat questioned your virility. For as long as I can remember, this was Jud's reaction to a good punch. He would laugh. I would punch him in the stomach. He would laugh. I would punch him in the chest and he would laugh. The more he laughed, the angrier I got and the more I punched and so on, until tears would pour out and he would maintain his steady laugh, more challenging with each breath.

On this adventurous morning, no tears were shed, only insults, his laugh and the occasional swing across the console. In the midst of our battle, Jud paused to discover that I had “supposedly” broken his glasses.

“Way to go asshole!! You broke my glasses. Now you owe $200 bucks!!” As he spoke his distraught expression twisted into a quiet yet perfectly snide laugh and without a blink I swung at his stomach.

Tired of our fight and knowing that his laughter would only lead to worse things, Jud had decided that he had had enough and he began asking me to let him out of the car. “Stop the fuckin' car!!”

“No,” I said, “we're already late.”

“Let me out of “No!”

“Stop the car!!” As we yelled, Jud motioned as if he was trying to open the door. His focus was no longer on me or the fight, and he surveyed his surroundings as if he was threatening to jump from car as we barreled down the old gravel road. Sarah picked up on this and began to scream. “Don't jump Juddie, Don't jump!!!”

Still convinced to have my own way, I slammed on the gas hoping to scare any ridiculous notion of escape out of his head. Jud paused and with certain stubbornness and cracked open the door. The clank of gravel tinking against the fenders reminded all three of us of the actual speed of our situation. In Jud's face was a look of calculation, blank from our argument, filled with determination. His head almost bobbed as if timing the rotations of the tires against the road. Scared that he really was going to jump, I stepped harder on the gas pedal. Jud's eyes lit up and just as we began to accelerate more, he slipped through the opened door and out onto the road. There was no thump or thud, just the quick flash of Jud's body in the side view mirror, bouncing off the road and to his feet and just as quickly darting up into the woods.

In shock, I slammed on the brakes and started to turned around, Sarah's panicked, balling filled every nook and cranny of the car as she screamed at the top of her lungs. I, myself, was completely suspended in awe of the scene that had so quickly unraveled. As we turned back on your tracks, Sarah and I began to scan the wintry landscape, silver and black trees against the dark forest floor, the creek bed darking looming just off the road, looking for our escapee brother. Creeping by, it didn't take long to find him. He was crouched upon a craggy pile of rocks, hiding, I suppose, still as a grouse. As his hiding spot was less of conspicuous cache and more of a platform or a pedestal, we announced the obvious, “Jud we can see you!!!” But he only stood their huffing cold white puffs under the rising sun's light. Not a word, not a single movement came from his perch. He just stared, hard and angry, catching his breath. “Come on Jud, we have to go to school!!”

Realizing that we had come to standoff and still wallowing in my own befuddledness, I got my teary eyed sister back in the car and drove back to the house checking the rear view mirror for Jud to come jumping from the back onto the frozen road. When we got home, I told mom what had happened as she cleaned Sarah's tears and shook her head. Although she was slightly shocked by our behavior, she had seen things like this before. After calming the situation, she sent Sarah and I on our way and waited for Jud to make his inevitable climb through the woods and up the mountain back to the house.

It is important to note that this entire scene had occurred only a few hundred yards from our first stop on the way to school, Aaron's house. Aaron was our first stop on the country car pool, and he had been waiting impatiently for his ride. As we pulled up, Aaron looked around grinning and asked where Jud was. I told him the grand story of our morning, to which he replied, “Sweet, shotgun,” laughing as he climbed into the passenger seat. Thus the drama of the morning had ended. I would finish picking up the rest of our passengers, and we would drive Sarah to school since she missed the bus. Hours later I would run into Jud as he signed in at the front desk at the high school. After sharing a quick glance, we shook hands and hugged. Jud began to smile and as I started to walk away, he pulled me in and said, “You know what's funny, I tried to time my landing, and realized when my foot hit the ground that I was running the wrong way!!!” and that is how I knew everything was going to be okay.

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